|"I warned you...... Wargaming on Acid.... Do you see the giant bunny to?"|
New years day and I wake up with a splitting headache from the two bottles of wine the night before and my guts doing somersaults!
After the cracking game of Warmachine yesterday and seeing out the horror that was 2014 with two good bottle of wine I was in a great mood despite the pounding in my skull.
I sneak the kids downstairs to let the misses sleep in. A bit of breakie and we are soon bored with the tele, suddenly the litte fella pipes up with "Daddy I'm bored, can we play Orks!"
Too right we can! and I sneak upstairs to grab the first bits which come to hand.
I will state right now that the only part I played in this scenario was setting up the space ship crash and saying that the survivors have to make it to the mountain to broadcast the rescue signal.
The rest of the acid trip that follows is completely of my kids devising......... You have been warned!
A space ship carrying a patrol of IMEF marines suffers a malfunction and crash lands on the planet Wanstonia.......
4 of the crew survive the crash and must make it to the nearby "Cardboard mountains" to signal for help.....
|"It looks like we have crash landed in Wanstonia the planet of over earnest middle class parentoids!"|
(suddenly my two year old walks in to see what is going on. One look at the game in progress and she suddenly suffers "Little sister syndrome" and bolts out the door. 30 seconds later she reappears with several "Space Elf fairies" [bit like eldar but with prettier dresses], now things really take a turn for the wierdier!).
Two of the local aliens sorry "Princess fairies" appear and tell the IMEF marines that the high cardboard mountians are "that a way" but they must be careful of the "nasty orks"
The IMEF marines feel strangly compelled to follow her instructions.
|"Beware the strangly staring eyes of Mrs. Cottontail!"|
|"Run and don't look back............ RUN!!!!"|
Suddenly from round the corner of the bed a roaring engine can be heard..... is it a rescue party?................... NO its a band of raiding orks from the 1980's!
|"WARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA|
|"We can't stay here! We have to make it to the mountains! Fire and manoeuvre!"|
|"GO GO GO !"|
|"I hope I give yer the shits!"|
|seriously whats with all the staring eyes! I'm getting a little creeped out!|
And Space Cinderella reappears to "tell off the Orks" for being naughty!
|"Killling people is rude... Stop it!"|
|"There they are, pop em off"|
|DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA|
With the gunning down of Cinderella and failing to cast "roll over" on the Orks with "Holding hands magic" .......... munchkin decides shes had enough of this game and storms out to sulk............... will she return?
|"Screw you guys I'm out of here!"|
Wish I had thought of that!
|"Eat lead, space worm!"|
Can they hold off the orks long enough to be rescued?
|"BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP"|
|"You want some! Come get some!"|
|CHOMP! "I HATE tinned food"|
|"NO retreat, NO surrender!"|
|"yum yum yum yum yum!" "The diet can start tomorrow!"|
|"one - nil, one - nil, one - nil!"|
Was anyone else creeped out by the Mrs Cottontail eyes?
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE if this is a taste of games to come I can't wait!