Saturday 1 March 2014

It all kicks off!!!! Bloodbowl Frenzy hits the MEGC

WHACK OF THE DAY 6 DOMINIONS TOURNAMENT HIGHLIGHTS

Hi and welcome to another great "whack of the day".

After an brutal first day of the 6 dominions Southern division (there are currently 7 teams, but bloodbowl players are poor counters),
The Karma Khameleons stand top of the southern division after a crushing defeat of the Wild cards and a smash mouth one all draw with the hard hitting Orc team.

The moment that lasts forever....the first kick off of the 6 Dominions


 KRUNCH the lizards show their mettle and stick it to the green horde..suddenly nigel wishes he had taken up a career in dentistry


If your gonna be dumb you've gotta be tough...the green wall bounce back and gang up on the turtle

 the Khameleons show their agility and leap the prone players before sending a zinger into the Orc end zone....

one, nil and the crowd (well Russel!!!!) goes wild.

Restart and the Lizzies make another break down the left...


a fluffed pass gives the orcs a glimpse of hope and they go for the break

its a tense affair but the orcs run down the clock with a slow grind down the right doing their best to kill something on the way


TOUCH DOWN

"boots" runs in the Touchdown for the draw and the orcs pretty much clear the pitch of lizzies. the ref survives to blow the final whistle and the coaches shake hands

Lessons learnt
1) man I am going to struggle against passing teams unless I hang back, form a line of hurt and try to destroy the catchers first.

2) Orcs are just plain stompy

GAME TWO
No photos for this one unfortunately

the Orcs and the wild cards rush out to start the second game....unfortunately the pregame entertainment brass band bid not have time to clear the field and the orcs now have a lovely collection of brass instruments and "ooman toofs" to trade for replacement players

After the ref penalises two orc player in the first two turns, he has to go and a 5 orc multiple block means the refs whistle will need to be removed from a certain orifice and cleaned before next weeks games!!!

the green wall get stompy on the human blitzers and spend at least 4 turns trying to hospitalise the flash gitz.
A lone human lineman tries to hold back the green horde.... all donations are welcome to his retirement fund via justgiving.com

It ends in a nil nil draw.

When asked to comment the Orc coach responded...some times the fights the thing and it was more fun kicking the oomies then the ball.

Lessons learnt
1) your supposed to score TOUCH DOWNS you wally!!
 GAME THREE

The lizards continue to show their passing dominance and beat the Wild cards two - nil. unfortunately the camera was nicked by the departing Orc team so no photos for this one.

The Southern league currently stands as follows
 
COACH
NAME
RACE
SONG
FACT
WINS
LOSS
DRAWS
LANO
Karma Khameleon
LIZARD MEN
"Red, Gold and Green, it's what's left of the Orc Teeeeeaaaam!!"

Have had to sack their Chameleon Skinks since the team had been registered as "No Shows" for the last 3 years running

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0
1
RIOT
THE ORC TEAM
ORCS
NA NA NA NA NA ORC TEAM (LIKE BATMAN)  

After the infamous "pull gate" where they were 3 hours late for a cup game they now insist on swing doors  for their dressing rooms
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0
2
LEADER GINGE
THE WILD CARDS
HUMANS
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1
1
DAMON
The Avelorn Angels
HIGH ELVES
FEMALES
Song: Girl Panic!
We came by invitation to general bloodbowl mayhem
Then going on to somewhere
Yes we were going somewhere
A single league meeting with your team and you are beaten
And now you're going nowhere
We know you're going nowhere
Hold the record for most timeouts in a single game as it was raining, so the players had to get their hair restyled frequently.


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