WHACK OF THE DAY 6 DOMINIONS TOURNAMENT HIGHLIGHTS
Hi and welcome to another great "whack of the day".
After
an brutal first day of the 6 dominions Southern division (there are
currently 7 teams, but bloodbowl players are poor counters),
The
Karma Khameleons stand top of the southern division after a crushing
defeat of the Wild cards and a smash mouth one all draw with the hard
hitting Orc team.
The moment that lasts forever....the first kick off of the 6 Dominions
KRUNCH the lizards show their mettle and stick it to the green
horde..suddenly nigel wishes he had taken up a career in dentistry
If your gonna be dumb you've gotta be tough...the green wall bounce back and gang up on the turtle
the Khameleons show their agility and leap the prone players before sending a zinger into the Orc end zone....
one, nil and the crowd (well Russel!!!!) goes wild.
Restart and the Lizzies make another break down the left...
a fluffed pass gives the orcs a glimpse of hope and they go for the break
its a tense affair but the orcs run down the clock with a slow grind
down the right doing their best to kill something on the way
TOUCH DOWN
"boots" runs in the Touchdown for the draw and the
orcs pretty much clear the pitch of lizzies. the ref survives to blow
the final whistle and the coaches shake hands
Lessons learnt
1) man I am going to struggle against passing teams unless I hang back, form a line of hurt and try to destroy the catchers first.
2) Orcs are just plain stompy
GAME TWO
No photos for this one unfortunately
the Orcs and the wild cards rush out to start the
second game....unfortunately the pregame entertainment brass band bid
not have time to clear the field and the orcs now have a lovely
collection of brass instruments and "ooman toofs" to trade for
replacement players
After the ref penalises two orc player in the
first two turns, he has to go and a 5 orc multiple block means the refs
whistle will need to be removed from a certain orifice and cleaned
before next weeks games!!!
the green wall get stompy on the human blitzers and spend at least 4 turns trying to hospitalise the flash gitz.
A lone human lineman tries to hold back the green horde....
all donations are welcome to his retirement fund via justgiving.com
It ends in a nil nil draw.
When asked to comment the Orc coach
responded...some times the fights the thing and it was more fun kicking
the oomies then the ball.
Lessons learnt
1) your supposed to score TOUCH DOWNS you wally!!
GAME THREE
The lizards continue to show their passing dominance
and beat the Wild cards two - nil. unfortunately the camera was nicked
by the departing Orc team so no photos for this one.
The Southern league currently stands as follows
COACH
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NAME
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RACE
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SONG
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FACT
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WINS
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LOSS
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DRAWS
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LANO
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Karma Khameleon
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LIZARD MEN
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"Red,
Gold and Green, it's what's left of the Orc Teeeeeaaaam!!"
|
Have
had to sack their Chameleon Skinks since the team had been registered as
"No Shows" for the last 3 years running
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1
|
0
|
1
|
RIOT
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THE ORC TEAM
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ORCS
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NA NA
NA NA NA ORC TEAM (LIKE BATMAN)
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After
the infamous "pull gate" where they were 3 hours late for a cup
game they now insist on swing doors for their dressing rooms
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0
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0
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2
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LEADER GINGE
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THE WILD CARDS
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HUMANS
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?
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?
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0
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1
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1
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DAMON
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The Avelorn Angels
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HIGH ELVES
FEMALES
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Song:
Girl Panic!
We came by invitation to general bloodbowl mayhem
Then going on to somewhere
Yes we were going somewhere
A single league meeting with your team and you are beaten
And now you're going nowhere
We know you're going nowhere
|
Hold
the record for most timeouts in a single game as it was raining, so the
players had to get their hair restyled frequently.
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0
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0
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0
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